Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. "Oh Gary, it's been three months, when are you updating?" I don't hear you cry. But it has actually been about three months since my last update, and after reading my last post I thought to myself "Hey, it's been three months, let's go with that little throwaway gag I made".
So, what to tell? To be honest with you, there hasn't really been a lot of stuff that's changed for me. The last two or three weeks have had things happen that made me think about my life in general, and it also made me realise that I really know how to hold a grudge. I mean, seriously know how to hold a grudge. I'm talking the kind of grudge that you'd go to war over, the kind of grudge that you'd burn women and rape houses over. Or should that be the other way around...?
Anyway, I guess half the reason for my lack of updating is the fact that I never really have anything to say on this thing. I'm not overly opinionated, I don't live a fancy lifestyle or anything, and I generally stay out of trouble. The most exciting thing is my birthday in a few weeks- hitting the ripe old age of 26- and I don't know what I want to do to celebrate another year closer to the grave. Well, I know what I'd like to do, but if I say it then there's a slight chance that I'd end up doing time at Her Majesty's Pleasure.
So, I guess this is all from me for now. I'm not even going to bother saying that I'll update more often, as every time I say it I never do it. Maybe some reverse psychology will do the trick or something....
